(sidenote: my hair is back 2 black, no more greasy blond streak. how do you feel about me getting a perm with loose curls? im feelin pretty good about it.)
Warning: This is going to be the most obnoxious of all my posts. Ever.
Going through the 90s trends on retrolands website and deciding what i think is ok to come back has been very fun. Its so funny how i thought the 90s sucked until vh1 came out with, i love the 90s in the early 2000's that people really began to appreciate the 90s. I wonder what I love the 2000s first decade will be like. What are we even going to call this first decade? God. Seriously.
Lets begin. Alphabetically.
IN- acid wash jeans
OUT - ankle bracelets
IN- adidas.
Run DMC, you make everything look fucking cool. Reverend Run, I even watched your show, Run's House religulously because you are the shit and your daughter Angela is my idol. I also watched Daddy's Little girls the spin off of your show about your daughters living in LA.
~~~~~*GiRl cRuSh oN AnGeLa SiMmOnSSS*~~~~
OUT- apple caps (sorry MJ, but this only worked on you. this trend is DENIED.) and im not really sure how much of a trend this as in the 90s.
This hat reminds me of the character Baby from Fat Albert and the Cosby kids. Totally a late 70s early 80s trend. (Baby is the guy on the left with the orange hat)
And for the record, Bill Cosby, will ALWAYS and FOREVER be IN.
OUT- Belly shirts. they only looked good on GWEN STEFANI.
OUT- Birthstone jewelry. I never understood this shit. Who gives a fuck about what month you were born in? Im also a nonbeliever of horoscopes.
IN- Cutoffs. Story of my entire summer.
IN- Combat boots (goes back to my love of skinheads)/ Doc martens. I am so ready for this to make a comeback.
Of course, if agyness deyn is going to wear something, then i must too. I love her so much, i have a slight obsession with her after she she modeled her stuff with House of Holland. FUCK ME DAILY CHRISTOPHER BAILEY. No, but seriously.
ha even
SUCKBOOK has a whole section on how to fit Doc Martens into your daily fashion.
OUT- Crepers and crepe soles. Anything with too much sole is not ok anymore. Its just not acceptable. The largest range for soles that I can handle is on Doc Martens. And clogs, you had your run, but its best we keep you locked up in our closets.
IN- Converse. These never really went out of style?
IN- DIGITAL WATCHES. im really excited about this to be back. FUCK YES. ive already ravaged on ebay for a CASIO G SHOCK WATCH. I really want one in white.
yes. this is something we all need to get excited about. because i seriously want to throw my phone away. i hate having it so much to see the time. i only answer it when i feel like it, which typically occurs sometime around 5 p.m. to 9p.m. on thursday, friday, and saturday.
OUT- Daisy Dukes. The only ass cheeks i want to see are the FULL ones when Marge is mooning me.
IN- Flannel, Fedoras, and FANNY PACKS. Yes, you better believe it. Fanny packs are totally going to make a comeback. Based off of the fact that they are way easier to carry around and just more awesome in general than purses makes the Fanny pack's comeback inevitable.
OUT- Flare of anykind.
OUT- Gold Chains. Sorry Mr T but your A game accessory is totally out.
OUT- Hammer pants. As much as i loved these and want it to make a comeback, I do not feel that the world is quite ready for people to be walking around wearing hammer pants in public. But who really cares about what society thinks? I commend anyone brave enough to sport some pattern filled hammer pants around town. I will seriously come up and say congrats on being awesome at life.
IN- Hush Puppies. As of right now, they have not tried to reinvigorate their lines to appeal to the new trend that is occurring right now, which they totally should because with all those hipsters out there, they could be making bank right now. Doc marten is up on their A game and doin' work, I don't see why Hush Puppies wouldn't be up there competing in the shoe market. OH WELL MUSH MUPPIES. IF YOU DON'T MAKE A MOVE NOW, YOU WILL END UP IN SUCKVILLE.
OUT- ID Bracelets. Dumb concept to begin with.
OUT- Jelly Shoes. Fun to wear as a kid, but they just look trashy now.
IN- KRIS KROSs. FUCK YEAH. Im going to throw in that DA BRAT was DA SHIT.
IN- Leggings. Made a comeback anyways when American Apparel went big/ Olsen twins thought it was cool to wear leggings.
IN- L.A Gear. This shit is going to start appearing everywhere soon. I can sense it.
Those are some sensible shoes, and MJ wore them?? I should order myself a pair NOW.
IN- Mary Janes and NIKE Shoes. Both have always been in.
OUT- Peasant skirts. I hate that shit.
IN- Ponchos
IN- Pedal Pushers
IN- Ralph Lauren
IN-Reeboks
OUT- Ringer Tees
IN- Rock Concert Tees
IN- Sundresses and Suspenders. Not together though.
OUT- Tube tops. Well for me they are out. They look good on others. And by others I mean
skinny bitches.
IN- Thigh Highs.
IN- Visors.
(Now im getting lazy.)
IN- Wonder Bra, always in.
OUT- Wrap dress. Sorry Diane von Furstenburg.