Alligator seats with the head in the INSIDE

So this one night...

I met this kid who is a rap master.

I chilled with my friends.

Have you ever swallowed an egg whole? I am going to have to now say that I have...

And then I met some bitches that I later took advantage of.

And then I ate a SANDWICH.

Lets just say, shit got crazy.

Since we have the technology

how come all movies are not in 3d? I just saw UP 3d at the RAVE theaters in Omaha. It was really cool, but not funny at all. On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the best) id give it a 7.

MC luscious. Some kind of genius?

Well, her lyrics kind of suck, but whoever mixed these beatz deserves some kind of nobel prize for laying down some tracks that people can't resist dancing to.

All To Shit

I got a new set of pictures developed, but they all turned out grainy and dark. I am super pissed off right now. I am raging. RAGE

I went to GUNK last night. For a really lame start, I was pretty surprised that we stayed till 1. One of my favorite parts of the night has to be when we first got there, Valerie and I got our IDs mixed up. I walked in with valeries ID and she walked in with my Starbucks card? We were so confused. The worst part of the night was when I asked one of the DJs to play the Stanky legg. I was given a very disappointing look of disapproval and the only thing left to do was have a depressed look on my face and back away slowly.

This looks like a pathetic ho train.

haha Valerie..

night vision.

HOOOTAA (h comes from deep in your throat)

Trying out new photo editing software. More weird shit to come.

click to see bigga

Out of Sight, Out of Mind?

(My family has the christmas cookie jar out all year, just like we leave up our Christmas lights up all year outside)

Deeah cookiezz in da cookie jar,

just bcuz youz outta my sight DONT MEAN youz outta mah mind.

eyyzz still wants youz real bad.

eyy is still be thinkin' bout youzzz.

Cock sucker.

LUVVSS KEYANNA

[all in the voice of Herbert, the implied gay pedophile man in Family Guy that lives down the street and always asks Chris to do tasks around his house that has a whistle lisp on all of his S's]

If there are obscenities ...

in your photos, does the developer guy get rid of them? I will investigate.
I remember back in the day when I would use disposable cameras in grade school, i would always take pictures of peoples bare asses and I never got any of them back. Its not that weird, my friends just really enjoyed mooning eachother.
Unfortunately, my recent missing pictures in question are not of bare asses.

You can find me on Ebay

So i know nothing about cameras, and I really wanted to get one with a rangefinder for the summer. The Yashica FX-3 Super 2000 looked legit so I got into a furious bidding war on ebay to get it. I plan on going to Rockbrook Camera and asking them what the fuck I just bought. I've been reading the manual online to understand it. WE WILL SEE HOW THIS GOES.

I watched Elegy today with Ben Kingsley and Penelope Cruz. I always get her mixed up with Selma Hayek, whom i enjoy a little bit because she is Alex Baldwins latin lady lover on 30 rock. I guess after looking at a few pictures of them, the best way to distinguish them is by the size of their breasts... I only mention this because you see Penelope Cruz's bare chest way too much in the movie. You are forced to stare at them, so I comply.

holy shit selma.

I want blonde

choppy straight hair that covers my eyes.

Sexy, but Strange...

Do yourself a favor, go see Star Trek. I've got Spock fever. I am watching the Classic Star Trek that was first aired from 1966-1969. It has William Shatner as Captain Kirk and Leonard Nemoy as Spock. SPOCK. This summer, I want to become a full on trekkie and ideally make it to the Comic Con Con Convention in San Diego that will be in July. But that cannot happen because the passes are already sold out. DAMNED NERDS.

New Spock. Accidently the most sexy man in the movie. There is something about the pointy ears and the weird eyebrows, and coldness towards everyone that gets me.

AWWW YEEYAAH

Farmers Market Day

We woke up real fucking early and met up in the Old Market to explore the Farmers Market. It was really fun to walk around and look at everything, until we came across this family that goes to my parish that has way too many kids in it all playing violin. There were just way too many kids, and they were all way too young, and things just got real weird. The music got real fast and scary and we needed to get the heck out of there. What is the deal with these crazy big families homeschooling their children and making them all play instruments? I do not like it one bit. It needs to stop. They are like one big ol' freaky Von Trapp family.

We went to Aromas for breakfast after because Delice's was ridiculously packed.

Exploring a giant pile of cloths at retro vintage. Feel free to get in and dig through! We spent like 2 hours here.

Haa i love this picture because of the uni-lense on the sunglasses im wearing, but mainly because of the lady's expression.

I love America

More van parties.

We went to a hilarious show at the Slowdown. Once again, I feel like we accomplished pissing people off at the concert. I have a tendency to piss off everyone around me.

Please listen to I love omaha by kat konnection by my friend Ellen.

I am proud to say that the part where going to Faint concerts and pissing off everyone around you, is about me.

I stayed up all night with my sister to watch her pack and then to send her outta here early morning.

Bitch, please don't come back.

4a.m. Sending the sister off to Thailand.

This could possibly be the worst blog ever. Im going to call it a photo blog from now on because I hate looking at everything I write.

oOo STANKY

The nastay ass pool in my backyard that has not been open for the past ten years. Should be opening soon! Note: the disgusting green color, and the putrid smells that come from it.

Lets get kicked out of Pride Prom!

Molly and I both got invited to Pride Prom, so I decided to go thrift shopping around town with Valerie. I ended up finding this comfy flower dress at a Goodwill. It was quite a fun trip because 3 different old ladies came up and got really excited by me trying on weird dresses. I had tried on this hideous, shapeless, beige, lacy, beaded dress and me and Valerie sat and laughed about how dumb it looked. Then some lady came up and told me about how much she loved this dress on me and how it compliments my figure. I was kind of offended because it was truly horrendous. Anyways. I made it out of there in about a half hour, a record that I will never try to break again. I changed the dress up a bit to make it SUPER FABULOUS and easier to dance in.
Before:
After:

Haaa. I hate myself for this.

And the Ridiculousness begins.

We were led to believe that this dance would be very similar to the run. So we all got bent and showed up at the dance. After about 15 minutes we were escorted out.

Erika was a god and picked us up and brought us to Dundee Days. We just went to Amsterdam and got CURRY FRIES.

There was no stopping the weirdness.

Lets form an extreme opium addiction.

wheres da baby?

3 Dousches smokin a hookah at Memorial Park.
smack that azz
^^Really cool, one of my favs pictures^^

(three different cameras were used for these pictures)
Totally normal. We decided that wearing traditional indian clothes, going to Mother India, and then spending the afternoon smoking hookah while laying on silk pillows would be a good idea. It actually was one of the better ideas that we have had in a while. HALF C's. We proceeded to put really crappy henna all over our bodies. Molly's turned out neat while mine and Ellen's just looked like we pooped on ourselves. It lasts for like 2 weeks. OH WELL.

So i took out the middle seat in the van= awesome place to hang out.
Call me if youz wants to party.






Chillen' in the vizann.

ReAl ChIlL.